Dear Bound Parchment,
Happy First day of Brotemburghevus! Oh how I love the holiday season, especially all the presents! For the First day of Brotemburghevus my husebind gave me this collection of pages! He said I could use it for my enchantments and Lyricasting, it is bound only to open to me just like he is... He really is so romantic sometimes.
I just hope for the next present he decides to spend a few more shilliks, I mean, he is the Emperor ArchMage for crying out loud. And all he could get me was a few crummy **~*~*%*~*~** Oh, the parchment doesn’t let me talk bad about it... Interesting... I wonder... Your a doli*%~**%~ You don’t like that do you parchment? *%~ So the enchantment my dearest husebind used, must have created a soul for the parchment, in order to bind it to my own, very interesting.
Is that correct parchment? ~~* Not exactly sure but I think I will take that as a yes, do you have a name? *%~ No? Hrmmm, well then I shall give you one! Refumplekins! Wait no, that is over seven strokes we can’t have you arrested for treason now can we? *%~ Good, what do you think about... Biki? *%~ Oh come on, it is perfect, Biki is the Andrallic strike for writing! ~~~~~**
That’s the spirit, Biki! ~~~ Hey now! Well it is getting close to the hour of the howl, so I must call it a night.
Good Night Biki!!
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The Second sun of Brotemburgh in the year of elevnsies and fortyseven.
Dear Biki,
...... are you there? ~~* Ok, today there were such wonderful celebrations throughout all of Enochballia! They had a parade for me and my dearest husebind, and the peasants all threw flowers and streamers and one person even threw a dead pheasant at us in celebration of our recent binding ritual. *%~ I know! This is going to be a good year.
Then we went back to the great hall where the Arch Mage of Andraki put on a show for our benefit. Did you see it? I tried to hold you up. ~~* Oh, good it was lovely wasn’t it? ~~*
I think the Emporer was very happy with my present to him this Brotemburghevus day, I got him a small fellix, that I resurrected from the battlefields where his father and brother were slain. Everyone cheered at the sight of the bird rising from the ashes off his father’s shield. I realy don’t know how I am going to trump that in two days though. *%~ I really need to think more ahead sometimes. ~~* Oh quiet you!
When I told Stathama about your soul he seemed surprised, I guess he isn’t as good of an Arch Mage as he thought. Even some enchantments still surprise him. Although he was pretty angry that I haven’t used you for casting yet ~~*
Oh do you want me to cast?~~*
Ok, here is one I was singing in the hall today, and a toad disappeared.
Far away
Long ago
Tell him something so precious
Hear my song
Feel my heart
Love is found in Brotemburghevus
Oh! There went a bird that time, I really need be more careful of my Lyricasting. ~~* I will be the only Empress Arch Mage that lost all her followers to her song. *%~ What do you mean no?
L..A.....M ..You can write!? What are you trying to say? Lamir..ir.....Don’t strain yourself like that, your ink grows dim, my friend.
Good Night Biki!!
~
...... are you there? ~~* Ok, today there were such wonderful celebrations throughout all of Enochballia! They had a parade for me and my dearest husebind, and the peasants all threw flowers and streamers and one person even threw a dead pheasant at us in celebration of our recent binding ritual. *%~ I know! This is going to be a good year.
Then we went back to the great hall where the Arch Mage of Andraki put on a show for our benefit. Did you see it? I tried to hold you up. ~~* Oh, good it was lovely wasn’t it? ~~*
I think the Emporer was very happy with my present to him this Brotemburghevus day, I got him a small fellix, that I resurrected from the battlefields where his father and brother were slain. Everyone cheered at the sight of the bird rising from the ashes off his father’s shield. I realy don’t know how I am going to trump that in two days though. *%~ I really need to think more ahead sometimes. ~~* Oh quiet you!
When I told Stathama about your soul he seemed surprised, I guess he isn’t as good of an Arch Mage as he thought. Even some enchantments still surprise him. Although he was pretty angry that I haven’t used you for casting yet ~~*
Oh do you want me to cast?~~*
Ok, here is one I was singing in the hall today, and a toad disappeared.
Far away
Long ago
Tell him something so precious
Hear my song
Feel my heart
Love is found in Brotemburghevus
Oh! There went a bird that time, I really need be more careful of my Lyricasting. ~~* I will be the only Empress Arch Mage that lost all her followers to her song. *%~ What do you mean no?
L..A.....M ..You can write!? What are you trying to say? Lamir..ir.....Don’t strain yourself like that, your ink grows dim, my friend.
Good Night Biki!!
~
The Third sun of Brotemburgh
Biki!?
Did you see that Ludicrous display Stathama did for Brotemburghevus today?! Well did you!? Biki?
Biki, are you there? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Are you alright Biki? ~..*
Ok, good. ~ ~ I asked you a question Biki, did you see what that horrendous husebind of mine did today?! *.%.~ You are talking funny today Biki. Anyway, there I was sitting on my throne during guard call waiting anxiously to see what my husebind has in store for my second Brotemburghevus present. When he leans over and whispers in my ear, and I quote "your going to love this"
I was so excited Biki! Stathama stands up and bows to his nobles, then reaches out his hand to present me. Then he makes some long winded overly pompous speech about giving back to the people and how he wanted to make a statement to the people, today. This the third day of Brotemburghevus, the day of my present receiving. This is the day he wants to make a statement, an act to the followers of his sanctum, that they come first. So on this day, he was going to take the shilliks he was going to use for MY PRESENT and give them to the people, for FOOD!
And he wanted his nobles to do the same, poor people are poor. They have always been poor and they will always be poor, they have always needed food, and I'm positive they will always need food. Why did you bloody choose MY PRESENT day to decide to feed the whole bloody fellowship!
Well two can play at that game husebind of mine * % ~ Let's see what you think about your bloody Brotemburghevus present tomorrow. You bloody goody tin boots shinning armored COCCYDYNIA!
Biki you have been no help tonight, I am going to bed!
~ ~<(*
Did you see that Ludicrous display Stathama did for Brotemburghevus today?! Well did you!? Biki?
Biki, are you there? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Are you alright Biki? ~..*
Ok, good. ~ ~ I asked you a question Biki, did you see what that horrendous husebind of mine did today?! *.%.~ You are talking funny today Biki. Anyway, there I was sitting on my throne during guard call waiting anxiously to see what my husebind has in store for my second Brotemburghevus present. When he leans over and whispers in my ear, and I quote "your going to love this"
I was so excited Biki! Stathama stands up and bows to his nobles, then reaches out his hand to present me. Then he makes some long winded overly pompous speech about giving back to the people and how he wanted to make a statement to the people, today. This the third day of Brotemburghevus, the day of my present receiving. This is the day he wants to make a statement, an act to the followers of his sanctum, that they come first. So on this day, he was going to take the shilliks he was going to use for MY PRESENT and give them to the people, for FOOD!
And he wanted his nobles to do the same, poor people are poor. They have always been poor and they will always be poor, they have always needed food, and I'm positive they will always need food. Why did you bloody choose MY PRESENT day to decide to feed the whole bloody fellowship!
Well two can play at that game husebind of mine * % ~ Let's see what you think about your bloody Brotemburghevus present tomorrow. You bloody goody tin boots shinning armored COCCYDYNIA!
Biki you have been no help tonight, I am going to bed!
~ ~<(*
The Fourth Sun of Brotemburgh
Oh Biki, ~~* I should have brought you with me today! I called a meeting of all the Nobles and their wifbinds today, for my Stathama's Bretomburghevus present.
I held a fabulous Brunch with stuffed Groosig and Tankerberry wine, enough to feed the whole sanctum. Before we ate, I made a lovely speech about how Stathama's demonstration yesterday inspired me so much. ~~~~~
I wanted this Brotemburghevus to be one that all of the people of Enochballia would remember for years to come. So I openedthe doors to the Great Hall and let all the Fellowship in. ~~~*%~ Yes! Then I went on to say, how these brethren of ours work so hard all their lives, making our food, clothes and houses. We should have the decency to spend at least one day doing something for them. So today, we served them the great feast I had prepared! *%~
Stathama was so pleased! ~ ~ , ) ?
Biki, really if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all! %*!
I know, this started out because I wanted revenge. But you should have heard the way the fellowship was singing my praises today, well, Stathama and my praises. And Stathama! I haven't seen him that happy since our binding ritual! ~)?*
Yeah, between you and me? ~~*
Our binding was fun at first, but something about him changed. All of a sudden it's always "Don't water your garden with the blessed waters!" or "how much did you pay for those ancestral robes of culinary perfection?... you don't even cook?" Uhhhh hello, they are ancestral! Of course they are going to cost a lot. And besides, you never know when robes of culinary perfection are going to come in handy.
Why does he even care?! ~ ~ ch* He is the Emperor for crying out loud! He can afford it!
But today, the look in his eyes... almost gave me goose bumps. ~*
Oh I started a new enchantment for you, Biki! ~~*)?
Yeah, to help you talk! It isn't finished though.
Dancing Fellix
Painted Gazzai
Speak to me and bloom
fire and ice
fang and thorn
Words to heal any wound
Did it work? ~ ~ ~ *%~
I thought for sure that would work, I really felt it that time...
Oh, Stathama is back.... Oh my, I have never seen those robes before! Or... lack of... Gotta GO!
.
~*{(=
~* La Mi
..~~*~%
~* ) La Miralli
I held a fabulous Brunch with stuffed Groosig and Tankerberry wine, enough to feed the whole sanctum. Before we ate, I made a lovely speech about how Stathama's demonstration yesterday inspired me so much. ~~~~~
I wanted this Brotemburghevus to be one that all of the people of Enochballia would remember for years to come. So I opened
Stathama was so pleased! ~ ~ , ) ?
Biki, really if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all! %*!
I know, this started out because I wanted revenge. But you should have heard the way the fellowship was singing my praises today, well, Stathama and my praises. And Stathama! I haven't seen him that happy since our binding ritual! ~)?*
Yeah, between you and me? ~~*
Our binding was fun at first, but something about him changed. All of a sudden it's always "Don't water your garden with the blessed waters!" or "how much did you pay for those ancestral robes of culinary perfection?... you don't even cook?" Uhhhh hello, they are ancestral! Of course they are going to cost a lot. And besides, you never know when robes of culinary perfection are going to come in handy.
Why does he even care?! ~ ~ ch* He is the Emperor for crying out loud! He can afford it!
But today, the look in his eyes... almost gave me goose bumps. ~*
Oh I started a new enchantment for you, Biki! ~~*)?
Yeah, to help you talk! It isn't finished though.
Dancing Fellix
Painted Gazzai
Speak to me and bloom
fire and ice
fang and thorn
Words to heal any wound
Did it work? ~ ~ ~ *%~
I thought for sure that would work, I really felt it that time...
Oh, Stathama is back.... Oh my, I have never seen those robes before! Or... lack of... Gotta GO!
.
~*{(=
~* La Mi
..~~*~%
~* ) La Miralli
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